Privacy Policy

Do I look like the sharing type? No. I don’t share. Any information you give Me is Mine and Mine alone.

Refund Policy

In the rather unlikely event that you’re not thrilled with a recording of Mine, let Me know and I’ll give you back your money. Simple.

To that effect, if you buy an mp3 and weren’t thrilled, let Me know and I’ll refund you. If you buy more than one, I’ll gladly refund you the last one. You’re quite welcome to enjoy them one at a time and come back for more.

Testimonials

Feel free to leave your feedback on the page of the recording you’re raving about. I use My favorite testimonials in newsletters as well as pages and posts.

F.A.Q.

Sales appear on your credit card as “LSP Media”.

If you have bought a recording but haven’t received a download link, check your spam filter. The download links often get caught in spam filters. If you don’t see a link within fifteen minutes, email me at sir@masteroffaggots.com

That email comes straight to Me. I answer within 24 hours, usually much sooner.

If you have any other questions, ask.